i am the heart that you call home

science blue, engineering red, and command yellow

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:42:01 -0400

science blue, engineering red, and command yellow

tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:40:11 -0400

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

Men's Issues

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:28:33 -0400

littlespacecase:

Societal expectations of masculinity

Societal expectations to provide for women

No long term reversible male birth control

Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at

Unfair treatment in child custody battles

Alimony

No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

The friend zone

Women not dating you

“Fucking femnazis”

spookmyphallus: equiuszahhak: a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:20:56 -0400

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus: xtooyoungtocare: meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:18:09 -0400

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus: xtooyoungtocare: meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade:...:

xtooyoungtocare:

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of…

lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:46:25 -0400

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

fuckyeahladies-fictionalandreal: You, stop scrolling, we need...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:42:49 -0400

fuckyeahladies-fictionalandreal:

You, stop scrolling, we need to address some things about Hyperbole and a Half writer Allie Brosh. Think calling her the voice of a generation is going too far? Bullshit. This woman is one of the most real, relatable, creative, funny, and vulnerable writers of all time. From the pants-wettingly hilarious God of Cake to the needed-to-said-but-everyone’s-too-afraid-to-talk about it Adventures in Depression, Allie’s posts have genius pacing and are fantastic at highlighting the wonderful idiosyncrasies that make her who she is. She’s willing to let us in to aspects of her life that she doesn’t even understand so that people going through similar things can feel less fucking alone in a world that vilifies and over simplifies the complexities of mental illness. Allie doesn’t smile for you, or hand you bullshit platitudes because that. doesn’t. fucking. help. She’ll laugh when she’s damn well ready to laugh and she’ll cry when she damn well needs to cry, and you’ll do both with her because she speaks to the parts of all of us that we thought were too weird and too complicated to be understood.

"It’s a subject that’s very near and dear to my heart, simply because I grew up in such an open..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:39:42 -0400

“

It’s a subject that’s very near and dear to my heart, simply because I grew up in such an open community—doing theater in San Francisco. I mean, it doesn’t get much, stereotypically, “gayer.” I was inadvertently raised in the “gay community.” I had straight parents, but I spent massive amounts of time at a very early age with gay, theater-hopeful thirty-somethings. And those were the people I spent time with early on, so my whole perception of “sexuality” just wasn’t there. It just…was. It even got to the point where, later in life… I had all the components in place. I was, well, not super effeminate, but I was into girly things—I liked musical theater, all the stereotypical things. I had to come out and say, well, I’m sorry, but I think I’m straight. And people were like, say it ain’t so! And I would say, “It’s been a secret too long, but I’m actually a straight male.”

And so for the longest time when people asked me about Blaine, I wanted to say It doesn’t matter. And it doesn’t. But I don’t want to devalue it, because it’s a very earnest question, and I can see why people would want to know. And I realized that if I said, it doesn’t matter, that immediately means that I’m gay. So I do define myself as a straight male, but it really doesn’t come into play with me in this role. As an actor, your objective is always to play the scene. And this case, he happens to be a gay teen.

”

- Darren Criss, Vanity Fair (November 2010)

recipeforselfdestruction: Am I the only one who gets readers block? It doesn’t matter if the book...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:55:36 -0400

recipeforselfdestruction:

Am I the only one who gets readers block? It doesn’t matter if the book is good or not, you just can’t read continuously for at least five minutes. And you can’t really visualize what’s going on that much and sometimes you just feel like throwing it. Am I the only like this?

cecefredzilla: sherlocklexa: fikkifini: goddess3: THIS IS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:54:21 -0400

cecefredzilla:

sherlocklexa:

fikkifini:

goddess3:

THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

this was one of the first things I ever reblogged

IT MUST BE ON MY BLOG AGAIN THEN.

THE IRONY - CAPTAIN AMERICA AS THE SLEEPING BEAUTY

KUZCO AS TONY STARK

KUZCO AS STARK

PERFECT

tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:52:58 -0400

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

smythe-hummel: freckly-face: mandifa1315: wiseshots: kelsie19...

Fri, 17 May 2013 05:49:34 -0400

smythe-hummel:

freckly-face:

mandifa1315:

wiseshots:

kelsie19:

smythe-hummel:

Kurt is dying and Blaine doesn’t want to say goodbye.

WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING??

NO.

FUCKING HELL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????

how dare you

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?! OH MY GOD!!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL MAN NJDFSKLGH;;’L’L MY HEART MY RIBS MY SOUL MY HEAD MY STOMACH NEVER COMING ON TUMBLR AGAIN OH MY GOD MY HEART STOP GUDHFUSGKLF;ARDF;NLHP;DFLGPH,J G;LH

Through The Eyes To Your Soul (15/15) COMPLETE!

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:06:08 -0400

lordtracysam:

Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Through Season 2
Word Count: ~6200 (this part)
Disclaimer: I own everything that Ryan Murphy has explicitly given me - which is to say nothing.
Summary: SoulmateAU. Story begins just prior to NBK. Blaine goes through a procedure to find his soulmate. The results aren’t quite what he was expecting.

A/N: I can’t believe it’s finished! This story is the longest thing I’ve ever written outside academic papers. It comes in, here at the end, at over 72,000 words and 176 pages. What the…?

I think I’ve legitimately run out of ways to thank everyone who has read, liked, recommended, championed, and/or commented on this story. Whether you found it when I first started posting back at the end of January or just yesterday, I am completely grateful for your time and patience and generosity. I can’t thank you enough.

One last note: within the next week there will be a one-shot based in this world that centers around Kurt’s friendship with Jeff and something that happened in Chapter Nine of this story. If you liked Jeff throughout TTETYS, hopefully you’ll enjoy it. If you didn’t care for Jeff as this story went along, you might want to steer clear.

Thanks again, to all of you!!

Read More

consulting-moose-captain: mina-marina: literalove: alex-of-macedonia: zombicorns: mina-marina: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:17:53 -0400

consulting-moose-captain:

mina-marina:

literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

wow it got better

sweet shit

jamietheignorantamerican: jacketlizard: battroid: takeawaygirl...

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:58:49 -0400

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

zosowiththemosto: milkpunk: yapped: jankyass: if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:31:07 -0400

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:29:01 -0400

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”

shnji: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a...

Fri, 10 May 2013 05:25:13 -0400

shnji:

I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:05:29 -0400

shixn: i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

Mon, 06 May 2013 05:32:33 -0400

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer